Lemons To Lemonaide

Sometimes life hands you lemons and you make lemonade. But maybe you don't really like lemonade and what you really wanted was lemon pie and now, damn it, you're out of lemons.

Of course, sometimes life pulls down your pants and runs a power sander across your naked butt, then pours lemon juice on your raw, abraded buttocks which would make you wish you'd gone ahead with the lemonade.

Life can really screw with your lemons.