Definitely NOT Butter

Eating healthy is not as hard as I thought it'd be but I'm going to give up on I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. I know butter. I like butter. That's not butter.

On my next trip to the bark and roots section of the grocery store I'll pick up another butter substitute and see if it's any better. Maybe I'll try some I Know Damn Well It's Not Butter. I can't wait to try Looks Like Butter But Tastes Like Crap. I hear it's really good on It's Not Bread, It's - Well We Don't Know What The Hell It Is.

I'm hungry. Feed me, See-mo.